Vini, Vidi, Ackhay

Ever wanted to feel like Julius Caesar? Well now you can!

Thumb up or thumb down anyone in your way, bring 'em to the lions or not.

The story proceeds as how Julius saw the end of a Gladiator's Arena, then he must decide the Gladiator's fate, to live or to die. Afterwards, he goes on his daily life. He goes to buy some groceries, but he needs to pay Too Much! What will he do?! Well, hopefully he'll get some good salad afterwards, but he better make sure to take out the garbage! Or else Cleopatra won't, you know, have fun with him, heheh!

Oh hey, Caesar loves to do some "dive styling", see if he will or not. Is Caesar a bloody person or a manly guy? You give him his skin colour! Better watch out when you thumb up on the elevator, Caesar. Hey, that guy has a great moustachio...But the hat is also nice...Hmm, what a hard decision, eh Caesar? Next time you make a statue, make sure you thumb dow--I mean, up!

Hey, isn't Brutus your best friend? You should accept his friend invite! Also Caesar, did you like that new Indiana Jones movie with the nuke refrigerator?

Oh you typical Caesar, now I know you love mirrors so take a gander beaut, see if you like yourself, thumb up or down, your choice!

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR A PARTY!

Gameplay? All you need to do is press Up or Down, that's so goddamn cool and basic, not even Atari 2600 could get two buttons!

Graphics? Hey, this is the 2014 and up, we don't need graphics but we need to get the moustachio fashiono back.

Also, if you're a Facebook user that adds EVERYONE as friend, you really, really, really suck and you should be dead.