Stupid, but knows it.

Taking the worst possible controls and attempting to apply them to a limited AI would normally be something to avoid. This game knows this and uses it to it's "advantage". You have the choice of hitting one button to control both of your players or 2 buttons to control each. Hitting the button makes the players move/jump while leaving any other useful movements up to what the AI thinks is best. It's rockem-sockem robots but involving soccer. First side to get to five goals wins, which makes this a quick game since each goal usually doesn't last more than 15 seconds. The graphics are pretty basic, which goes in line with the limited controls.
This game is an extremly simple app game that really shouldn't be on kongregate in the first place. Why a one/two button game would be presented on Kongregate, and even given badges shows how far flash games are going these days. It's games like these that just prove to me that this is the end of an era in flash gaming. There is really nothing else to say about this game. For some reason it requires unity. Seems like a waste of resources. Main menu has facebook button that doesn't seem to work for me. Couldn't really care anyway. The creator/s have made a few one button games, and this one is just another in my opinoin. The opposing AI take full advantage of your limited ability and are able to make rather functional moves compared to yours.