Shit doesn't fly

10/09/2013

This game is horrid. The story is seriously dumb, but I won't spoil it because I want you to feel my pain too.

It's the typical "Flight" game, it even says it right in front of your face. If this was a pioneer, then what a piece of bullpiss. You have to fly and reach Santa, but because the plane obviously sucks (Mind you, it's PAPER!) it doesn't work that way. Or does it?

Every time you throw it, you reach some distance from this place to another place until you reach, that's right, the North Pole, where Santa lives. Or is it Greenland? I admit I'm a dumbass when it comes to Christmas legends or something.

For some strange reason, you fly right on a road but there are no cars and there are even flying red crane-figured papers. What the hell? Guess it's just surrealism, after all this is about a real Santa.

Oh and I have to tell you about the characters; Stereotypes. There's a French guy who reads the paper and thinks the girl is actually a hot chick. Then there's an Arabian male with a camel wandering the desert, and when he reads the paper, he thinks it's an Apocalypse Note or something, then cuts his finger and writes in blood saying it's the end of the world. What the fuck? I don't know if this one is stereotypical or not, but there's an Asian male that makes guitar music.

The upgrades are boring, there are a lot of them as well and I probably suck at it but I just can't keep up with them. Which one should I upgrade? Will it be worth it? The first upgrade, Better Model, gives a...Cuter looking plane and some more stats. At least it gives more stats.

I don't know if you will like this game or hate it as much as I do, maybe even more that you'll rage, but I didn't like it at all and I wouldn't recommend it. If you're playing it just for the badges, please do yourself a favour and use the hacks.

Side Note: Don't try throwing it backwards or it will crash Flash Player. At least it did so on me.

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