Papa's Piece of Shit

12/26/2014

Oh god what do I even say about this horrible title or even the entire series of games as a whole? Well let's get started with the basics of the game which are pretty obvious to begin with. You work in a pizza shop, as the only employee and you not only take orders, but prepare the dough, put on the toppings, bake the pizza, and the don't forget to slice it! Well as you can obviously see it's a time management kind of game because obviously these people who come into your store aren't realistically expecting to wait for a pizza with custom toppings and sauce and cheese, nope, they want it instantly. This isn't some Hot 'n Ready bullshit, this pizza is custom made for each customer but they'll judge the shit out of it and tell you if theres even the slightest mistake in topping placement or sauce distribution. Oh yes, this is what makes the game fun, putting a time constraint on a player and then criticizing every possible action. But what really seals the deal for this game is its amazing repetitiveness, you wouldn't possibly believe how quickly you can get sick of this game and then how quickly you realize that the game is just repeating the same actions every day, as if it was a job. Wow. Just why is this a game? And how does it manage to get badges? Especially the ridiculous badges that require hours of input to complete. Now I understand endurance badges but come on, what the hell. Anyways back to the game play you get to repeat the same menial tasks hoping to earn tips from your customers that will visit you multiple times each week so you basically learn to hate every single one of them, and guess what? All this hard earned cash that you're earning in tips and with your paycheck? You're putting it right back into your damn restaurant because apparently that's your entire life. Don't play this game you will regret it. Just use the kongregate badge hack to get the badges. Or if you just want to try it (which I strongly advise against) when you choose your name at the beginning write it as "almostpapa" (without the quotes) you'll get every badge except the last one and you get to enjoy your attempts to win over Papa with your shitty pizzas. Good luck with this one

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