So.. I took a stab at it. The one for the reviews section could be better.. And maybe same with the games.

Forums -
Come spend your time socializing with fellow KongHack members. You can get help writing that AoB you're stuck on, or you can even teach others how to write one.

Hacks -
Game taking too long? Can't seem to beat that boss? Grab a hack and never look back.

Ad Center -
Looking to expand your site, or are you holding a beta for your new game? Whatever the case, advertise here and you're sure to get the attention you've always wanted.

Games -
The internet would be a place of books and knowledge without porn and games. Since PornHub has the porn covered, we'll hook you up with the games here.

Reviews -
Trash that new Twilight movie or rave about the next Call of Duty. Find your next binge-worthy game here.

Software Center -
Got a program to take your computer to the next level? Don't keep it to yourself, share it with the world.

Forums - A message board (alternatively; forum, discussion board, meeting place) where users (alternatively; members, people) come to discuss various topics.(ranging from hacks/games/whatever to opinions/news/random shit/whatever)

Forums:
Games:         All you need to know about gaming. New ones , old ones :D or even what your grandfather played, will be here. Get in !!!

Reviews:      Be the first to tell the world about that game you played on beta version.
                    Be that J. R. R. Tolkien of the games and tell us what you think about them and amaze us with your experience, make us wanna play it too.

Software Center:     All you need about software is here. We take care of it to be truth.

Events Calendar:    Here are the events that matter, find them on our Calendar and don´t fill your brain with all.
                                Just remember where to get the info.

Photo Gallery:    You think that a image is more than 1000 words??? Prove us.

Data Mine: i dont have a description for this don´t know exacly what it is.

Everything's filled out and points are awarded.

There is just one description left.  The most badass generic description for Forums has had it's bounty raised to 2500.  Good luck! :)

Note: KongHack specific descriptions for things will come later after I implement the next layer of this system.  KH is built on a SaaS platform I designed, just need the foundation first.

Oh, i wrote one a few minutes ago, and it seems that it has dissapeared...

ok... so it was like:
- Wanna hangout with other konghackers? Or maybe say THANKS to the guy who posted the hack for that IMPOSSIBLE game? Well, this is the place for you, we have cookies and beer, so go ahead, click up here, we know you love cookies.
What? You are still here?
PD: Cookies and beer are virtual.

Ow, it was the PS....
Sorry.

Well, what about...

In here, we take a good dish of cookies and a nice cup of tea, and we talk like gentlemen about stuff we have in common, like hacking, and hacking, and hacking, if you wanna join, just click and go ahead, you're welcome to share your vision of the world.

And, an stupid generic one:
The forums are made for sharing your words, and ideas, with other users around the world, from Russia to Argentina, and from Alaska to New Zeland, the people care about godzilla.