http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/368299

Heartbroken - 5 points - How could you say such a thing?
Not Easy To Fool - 5 points - I will get you next time, you just wait!
Awww - 10 points - You remembered
Endurance Test - 25 points - You made it!
The Improbable - 50 points - I dont know how you did it, but you did.
HALP! (Secret) - 5 points - WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!
Pimpin (Secret) - 5 points - Check out that zit, getting them bitchs
Are You Sure (Secret) - 10 points - You should check again
Punctuation (Secret) - 10 points - Its important
Accept No Substitute (Secret) - 25 points - Play the original instead
 

Walkthrough: http://knuckstrike.newgrounds.com/news/post/688719

Secret medals are achieved while playing, Are you sure is -2. Last secret medal is awarded for clicking Impossible Quiz on main screen