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56 medals worth 280 points total. Normally I arrange the list by the AoBs in descending order, but since the medals are numbered, I figured it was more logical to arrange it by name instead.

Medal AoBs
2c b6 02  - 01) 100 handgun kills
2c b7 02  - 02) 300 handgun kills
2c b8 02  - 03) 600 handgun kills
2c b9 02  - 04) 600 handgun total
2c ba 02  - 05) 1200 handgun total
2c bb 02  - 06) 1800 handgun total
2c d4 05  - 07) Handgun lvl 10
2c d5 05  - 08) Play 5 games
2c d6 05  - 09) Play 15 games
2c d9 05  - 10) Play 30 games
2c b5 04  - 11) 250 mp5 kills
2c b6 04  - 12) 750 mp5 kills
2c b7 04  - 13) 1500 mp5 kills
2c 90 04  - 14) 1500 mp5 total
2c 91 04  - 15) 2500 mp5 total
2c 92 04  - 16) 3500 mp5 total
2c da 05  - 17) Machine gun lvl 10
2c d9 04  - 18) 500.000 score
2c da 04  - 19) 2.500.000 score
2c bc 04  - 20) 10.000.000 score
2c 99 03  - 21) 500 shotgun kills
2c 9a 03  - 22) 1500 shotgun kills
2c 9b 03  - 23) 3000 shotgun kills
2c 9c 03  - 24) 3000 shotgun total
2c 9d 03  - 25) 4500 shotgun total
2c 9e 03  - 26) 6000 shotgun total
2c df 05  - 27) Shotgun lvl 10
2c bc 02  - 28) Kill 800 zombies
2c bd 02  - 29) Kill 2200 zombies
2c be 02  - 30) Kill 5000 zombies
2c b8 01  - 31) 500 flamethrower kills
2c b9 01  - 32) 1000 flamethrower kills
2c ba 01  - 33) 1500 flamethrower kills
2c bb 01  - 34) 2000 flamethrower total
2c bc 01  - 35) 4000 flamethrower total
2c bd 01  - 36) 6000 flamethrower total
2c e2 05  - 37) TAAANK!
2c 8d 04  - 38) 5000 kills total
2c 8e 04  - 39) 12000 kills total
2c 8f 04  - 40) 20000 kills total
2c e4 05  - 41) Earn 50.000
2c e5 05  - 42) Earn 100.000
2c e6 05  - 43) Earn 200.000
2c b8 04  - 44) Earn 200.000 total
2c b9 04  - 45) Earn 500.000 total
2c ba 04  - 46) Earn 1.000.000 total
2c e7 05  - 47) Instant Reload
2c e8 05  - 48) Sniper
2c e9 05  - 49) Lucky Luke
2c eb 05  - 50) Human Canon
2c ec 05  - 51) Pickup 25 icons
2c ed 05  - 52) Pickup 50 icons
2c ee 05  - 53) Pickup 100 icons
2c fe 03  - 54) 100 icons total
2c ff 03  - 55) 200 icons total
2c 80 04  - 56) 300 icons total

If anyone knows a way to actually copy text out of SoThink instead of going through 3400 lines of code and retyping AoBs and medal names by hand, I would appreciate it.

You know, there is this awesome feature called Copy/pasta. To make it super effective, you must have big monitor. One window to left, another to right, so the fill half screen each. And copy

Kills, HP, Stat points and Gold are 4bytes*1.
Pretty much all you need to get medals.

You need to check for BOTH current HP and max HP because you cannot edit your current HP over your max.