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[Closed] Looking for someone to write some slick descriptions.
TIM the Enchanter
Level: 1
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I have a new features page up, but need descriptions for things.  You can find the new features page on the bar at the top, or you can CLICK HERE to see what I'm talking about.
Basically, as the site grows, we're going to out-grow a slick menu and will have to go with something more simplistic.  Each of the "features" will be displayed as a block, the header a link, and hopefully a decent description in the middle.  Unfortunately, I'm no writer.  I'm a programmer, motherfucker.

Anyway, just goanna throw 1K points to each person who's descriptions are used.  Write 6 good descriptions, 6k pts.
As usual, I'm unfortunately extremely impatient.  I'll most likely use the best after a couple days, but if you think you can do better, I can always upgrade. :)

PS: Remember to keep it generic enough that it can be reused on other systems.

~TiM





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"When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" ~Rick Sanchez

I wasted 10,000 points on this why?

So.. I took a stab at it. The one for the reviews section could be better.. And maybe same with the games.

Forums -
Come spend your time socializing with fellow KongHack members. You can get help writing that AoB you're stuck on, or you can even teach others how to write one.

Hacks -
Game taking too long? Can't seem to beat that boss? Grab a hack and never look back.

Ad Center -
Looking to expand your site, or are you holding a beta for your new game? Whatever the case, advertise here and you're sure to get the attention you've always wanted.

Games -
The internet would be a place of books and knowledge without porn and games. Since PornHub has the porn covered, we'll hook you up with the games here.

Reviews -
Trash that new Twilight movie or rave about the next Call of Duty. Find your next binge-worthy game here.

Software Center -
Got a program to take your computer to the next level? Don't keep it to yourself, share it with the world.

TIM the Enchanter
Level: 1
ADR Info

2 down, thanks!

Looking for descriptions for....

Forums
Games
Reviews
Software Center
Blog
Events Calendar
Photo Gallery
Data Mine

Keep in mind, all descriptions must be generic enough to be used on multiple sites.  :)





Everything's coming up KongHack!

"When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" ~Rick Sanchez

Having a custom title makes me fucking cool.

Forums - A message board (alternatively; forum, discussion board, meeting place) where users (alternatively; members, people) come to discuss various topics.(ranging from hacks/games/whatever to opinions/news/random shit/whatever)




hack the planet

I wasted 10,000 points on this why?

Here's some more.. Again could have went more generic, but I'm trying :3

Games
    Search the ultimate game directory here. If you've ever needed a new game to play, this is the place to look.
Reviews
    Latest game release piss you off? That new expansion pack not as good as you expected? Post a review so others don't get burned like you.
Software Center
    Share your creations with the world! Find and submit user created software to take your gaming to the next level.
Blog
    The only place useless opinions matter. Share yours in the form of a blog post or read others'.
Events Calendar
    Mark your calendar's, or just mark ours. Check here for the latest event, or even create your own.
Photo Gallery
    Share that selfie! No wait, don't. This is a game website. Share media of the games you've played.

"Specific" feedback on what you think I should change/etc will help a bit in making better descriptions. ;)

Forums:
Games:         All you need to know about gaming. New ones , old ones :D or even what your grandfather played, will be here. Get in !!!

Reviews:      Be the first to tell the world about that game you played on beta version.
                    Be that J. R. R. Tolkien of the games and tell us what you think about them and amaze us with your experience, make us wanna play it too.

Software Center:     All you need about software is here. We take care of it to be truth.

Events Calendar:    Here are the events that matter, find them on our Calendar and don´t fill your brain with all.
                                Just remember where to get the info.

Photo Gallery:    You think that a image is more than 1000 words??? Prove us.

Data Mine: i dont have a description for this don´t know exacly what it is.

The Mentally Challenged

Forums - Real life is overrated, sozialise with your brand spanking new friends on the forum instead!

Games - Discover new games to waste your valuable time on. Turn down friends, turn on games.

Reviews - Want to know if a game is balls or epic fun? Or want to spill the beans on a game you just played? The reviews is your best bet.

Software Center - Any software needed to enhance your gameplay or anything else.. but penis..

Blog - Keep yourself updated on the blog

Events Calendar - See awesome upcoming events and other important stuff. Don't forget to look at it, tho..

Photo Gallery - Say it with pictures, faster than typing.

Data Mine - Grab data and get rewarded. The more you help, the better you're rewarded. Everybody loves rewards!




Don't waste too much time reading this.

TIM the Enchanter
Level: 1
ADR Info

Everything's filled out and points are awarded.

There is just one description left.  The most badass generic description for Forums has had it's bounty raised to 2500.  Good luck! :)

Note: KongHack specific descriptions for things will come later after I implement the next layer of this system.  KH is built on a SaaS platform I designed, just need the foundation first.





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"When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" ~Rick Sanchez

A few ideas for forum

Forum - Public place outdoors. (Couldn't help myself)
Forum - Where we keep the threads.
Forum - The great gathering place for the mind of Konghack. Feel free to ask questions, give lectures, debate, and gossip!




Billy-a-dick, billy-a-dick tic tac

Oh, i wrote one a few minutes ago, and it seems that it has dissapeared...

ok... so it was like:
- Wanna hangout with other konghackers? Or maybe say THANKS to the guy who posted the hack for that IMPOSSIBLE game? Well, this is the place for you, we have cookies and beer, so go ahead, click up here, we know you love cookies.
What? You are still here?
PD: Cookies and beer are virtual.

TIM the Enchanter
Level: 1
ADR Info

Apparently neither of you could read.  It has to be generic and NOT related to KongHack.





Everything's coming up KongHack!

"When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" ~Rick Sanchez

Ow, it was the PS....
Sorry.

Well, what about...

In here, we take a good dish of cookies and a nice cup of tea, and we talk like gentlemen about stuff we have in common, like hacking, and hacking, and hacking, if you wanna join, just click and go ahead, you're welcome to share your vision of the world.

And, an stupid generic one:
The forums are made for sharing your words, and ideas, with other users around the world, from Russia to Argentina, and from Alaska to New Zeland, the people care about godzilla.

TIM the Enchanter
Level: 1
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Done, closing topic.





Everything's coming up KongHack!

"When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours" ~Rick Sanchez